My Top 100 Favorite Movie Lines of all Time

So, anyone that knows me, knows that I am a movie line guru. I am "that girl" that can recite any movie line in any situation. Spending 12 years as a bartender....this usually came in handy to entertain myself and others while we were setting up the bar and closing the bar...of course, usually a lot of alcohol was always involved.

This is my first list of my favorite 100 movie lines. I say my first list because, well, I have too many to fit into just one list so don't worry.....if your favorite movie line didn't make this list, maybe it will be on my next one!!

These are not in any special order either. I would love to put them in order but that's beyond my ambition level! Enjoy!

1. "It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?" - Juno
2. "Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock." - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
3. "After all, tomorrow is another day." - Gone with the Wind
4. "You just don't belong in my world Bella." - New Moon
5. "I don't want to go. I'm taking a mental health day." - Nick & Norrah's Infinite Playlist
6. "The China man is not the issue here, Dude." - The Big Lebowski
7. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Casablanca
8. "Sure mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning." - Goodfellas
9. "Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population." - Strange Wilderness
10. "I can't color enough. I would color all day, every day if I had my way. I would use every crayon in the box." - Sex in the City
11. "Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you." - Dirty Dancing
12. "Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bones." - Dead Poets Society
13. "Remember my sentimental friend, you will not be judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved." - Wizard of Oz
14. "People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." - As Good as it Gets
15. "Discover a path....that doesn't lead back here." - The Break Up
16. "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after i spend a day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And, I lvoe that you are the last person that I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night and it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Years Eve. I can here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - When Harry met Sally
17. "Here comes the human." - Twilight
18. "How did the pig tracks gets on the ceiling?" - The Simpsons Movie
19. Dale, "Why are you sweaty?" Brennan, "I was watching cops." - Step Brothers
20. "Can I get a real bottle please? I'm an alcoholic, not a barbie doll." - Mr. Woodcock
21. "I was gonna listen to that, but then, um i just carried on living my life." - Forgetting Sara Marshall
22. "That rug really tied the room together." - The Big Lebowski
23. "As soon as you put the dog out." - New Moon
24. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." - Knocked Up
25. "Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again." - Airplane!
26. "If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So pretty please.....with sugar on top, clean the fu$#@ng car." - Pulp Fiction
27. "Sharks are only found in two places on earth, the Northern and Southern hemispheres." - Strange Wilderness
28. "Charlotte has pudding in her Prada." - Sex in the City
29. "Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever.....and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you." - Meet Joe Black
30. "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - Batman
31. "Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there." - Good Will Hunting
32. "Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away." - Hitch
33. "You make me want to be a better man." - As Good as it Gets
34. "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon." - The Hangover
35. "Ma, can we get some meatloaf." - Wedding Crashers
36. "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." - Twilight
    
37. "I'd give my left nut to start dating Becca." - Superbad
38. "Sweet Jews for Jesus." - Bad Santa
39. "Your wedding's gonna be huge...just like your ass at prom." - Bride Wars
40. "I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this." - One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
41. Harry, "Still gay? Perry, "Me? No. I'm knee deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can't get rid of it." - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
42. "He is the cheese to my macaroni." - Juno
43. "I don't need you to tell me how fu#$&ing good my coffee is okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is" - Pulp Fiction
44. "You ever let your dog lick your name?" - Strange Wilderness
45. "This is glue. Strong stuff." - Blues Brothers
46. "I didn't come back to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to." - Rumor has it
47. "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Casablanca
48. "Yeah, chicks go nuts for that....the male camel toe." - Superbad
49. "Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times." - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
50. "So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?" - The Big Lebowski
51. "I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up." - 16 candles
52. "Can't we just like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?" - Juno
53. "Does he look like a bitch?" - Pulp Fiction
54. "Sweetie you shit your pants this year....I think you're done." - Sex in the City
55. "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all." - 10 Things I Hate about you
56. "You asked for lemons. What my baby want my baby gets." - The Break Up
57. "Jerry, d'you know the human head weighs eight pounds?" - Jerry Macguire
58. "Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash." - When Harry met Sally
59. "You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash." - Twilight
60. "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup." - Elf
61. "Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken." - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
62. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." - Airplane!
63. "I've never had to, all right! I don't go joy-poppin with bubble gummers! My friends can handle their highs!" - Pulp Fiction
64. "I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird." - Strange Wilderness
65. "If you put a construction hat on that order it could be one of the village people." - Beer League
66. "A boy's best friend is his mother." - Psycho
67. "Begin each day like it was on purpose." - Hitch
68. "What? Can you just hold for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone." - Juno
69. "I am serious....and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane!
70. "Are you calling me on a cellular phone? i don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here. I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!" - Pulp Fiction
71. "And we were dressed head to toe in love...the only label that never goes out of style." - Sex in the City
72. "Oh come on ladies...God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake 'em!" - Dirty Dancing
73. "You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?" - Pirates of the Carribean
74. "I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have suceeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived. I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough." - The Notebook
75. "I'm a city girl but I know how to light a fire. Where is the switch?" - New in Town
76. Harmony, "Well, for starters, she's been fu$&ed more times than she's had a hot meal." Harry, "Yeah, I heard about that . It was neck and neck and then she skipped lunch." - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
77. "You should have gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." - Juno
78. "It's like trying to fit a cream puff through a key hole." - Sex in the City
79. "What if this is as good as it gets?" - As Good As it Gets
80. "The truth is...I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart...and I never really got it back." - Sweet Home Alabama
81. "I love hit men, no matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad." - Sin City
82. "He's just like a little kid, except you know, furrier." - Marley & Me
83. "But that's 59 in bunny years!" - The House Bunny
84. "No Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of." - The Big Lebowski
85. "Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never said the words." - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
86. "I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?" - Juno
87. "Roger, Roger...what's our Vector, Victor?" - Airplane!
88. "You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?" - Pulp Fiction
89. "I didn't blow a summer hauling toasted bagels just to bail out some little chick who probably balled every guy in the place." - Dirty Dancing
90. "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - Wizard of Oz
91. "I see dead people." - The Sixth Sense
92. "You had me at hello." - Jerry Macguire
93. "My precious." - Lord of the Rings
94. "Your father died yesterday on the rooftop of the Metropolitan building. He was one of the the greatest assasins who ever lived. And the other one is behind you." - Wanted
95. "Did we just become best friends?" - Step Brothers
96. "Besides, relationships are for people that are just waiting for something to come along." - Hitch
97. "The next time I see that Beeker kid I'm gonna punch him in the wiener." - Juno
98. "Marry me, Bella" - New Moon
99. "Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?" - Step Brothers
100. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil man. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And, you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Pulp Fiction (yup...I can recite this..lol! It's my specialty..haha)